Riding Motorcycles in Winter, on purpose!
Thanks to the AMA Polar Bear Grand Tour.
Polar Bear Motorcycles by: Chris Loynd
If you've stumbled onto this page out of curiosity, you're welcome to stay
and read the saga of riding motorcycles in the winter.
Several of us from Connecticut, participate in the Polar
Bear Grand Tour, a winter-long set of destination rides sanctioned by the
American Motorcycle Association (AMA):
www.PolarBearGrandTour.com.
I enjoy writing and the antics of my fellow Polar Bears often provide
good fodder. This blog allows me to preserve some great
memories and to share them with my fellow Polar Bear motorcycle riders, you, and
anyone else in the world. Enjoy! So despite my first editor's warning
about committing to a weekly column, here it us, usually posted by the
Saturday after our Sunday ride.
Me, Chris Loynd, on my
very first Polar Bear ride.
To read the story of that
first ride, follow this link: Polar Bear Story.
If you're interested in riding with us from Connecticut,
it is very informal. Each rider is responsible for his or her own safety.
We meet at the Stratford (Conn.) Dunkin' Donuts, I-95, Exit 30, at the corner
of Lordship Blvd., and Honeyspot Rd. To get on the e-mail list for weekly
departure times, contact
me: Chris Loynd
chris@InfluentialCom.com
Please keep in mind I sometimes exaggerate here in an
attempt at humor. I make no promises for the veracity of any statements.
No warranty is expressed or implied. Your mileage may vary. Void where
prohibited.
Read this blog with a very big grain of
salt. (And discount anything Russ Curtis tells you by at least 30 percent!)
Polar Bear Riders from 2004. Full face helmets, plenty
of layers and electric clothing keep us toasty.
You can also follow
this blog -- without pictures -- on Blogspot:
http://www.motorcyclepolarbear.blogspot.com/ where you can "follow"
the blog for automatic notice when the newest post appears.
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Week 13 lucky bears, from left: Matt,
Ralphie, Chris, John J., Pogy, John H., Johnny B., Russ, John K.
29 with low clouds to
start; 39 and drizzle to end
For all but the Captain and Grumpy, this was our first ride to Howell
this season. Johns B and K rode through some heavy rain and near sleet
December 13. Thanks to the underpants bomber we were diverted from Fort
Dix to The Cabin.
On the second ride to The Cabin we were luckier for
weather than B and K. While Sunday's ride threatened a wet repeat of the
previous week, we were missed most all the rain. It misted and drizzled
for our ride home. It never rained drops.
Threat of rain was no deterrent for the Connecticut Polar Bears this
time out. We rode with eight. Years ago that would have been a big
turnout. Nowadays, we have picked up enough new regular riders eight is
de rigueur on any given Sunday.
Johns K & B at The Cabin the first time
this season.
Coming up from the south, the rain clouds also carried
warmer air. Sunday's ride was more temperate. Still, I appreciated the
enveloping warmth of my electric jacket.
We picked up Pogy, engine
running and ready to join us, at the Darien rest stop. Token2 was back
from England. Having left his wife and daughter in the U.K., and by his
admission up early and bored, I was surprised to see him waiting for us
at the Dunkin' Donuts in Stratford. He rode a half-hour the wrong way
just to turn around and join us for the ride back south to New Jersey.
I had no duties on this ride except to rest in the cradle, motoring
along. While I enjoy touring alone, there is a certain luxury in letting
someone else handle the navigation, determine the route and speed, as
you relax and enjoy the ride.
Bears staging at Dunkin' Donuts in
Stratford, from left:
Chris, John K. and Russ.
It was misting lightly as we crossed from the New Jersey
Turnpike to Garden State Parkway headed south. However roads across New
Jersey horse country to the Cabin are not as rural nor tar snake strewn
as those to Hillybilly Hall. Except for negotiating a couple of New
Jersey's famous roundabouts, the ride was relaxing and uneventful.
Pogy presented me with a Connecticut Rider Education visibility vest. He
says I got the last one. Most of them were made for instructors who
joined the program earlier than I. It will be worn with pride and just
may save me from getting run over by a cager someday.
We, well most all of us, enjoyed our lunch.
Grumpy eventually settled down and enjoyed his lunch. But they had
Pepsi, not Coke and the waitress did not divulge such. Then she had
unsweetened ice tea. Johnny B. took it gracefully in stride.
It is late enough into winter that talk turned to Daytona. Russ is
organizing a ride. He's leaving mid-week after Bike Week has started, so
Russ' ride is mostly riding. That's fine for me and fits with a
conference I have scheduled the week before in Los Angeles.
Pogy in ConnREP safety vest like the one
he presented me.
Daytona can be a very nice break in winter's tedium.
That second day of riding, as you descend through the Carolinas, you can
start shedding layers. After riding all winter bundled in layers and
tight-fitting long johns, and too thick socks and scarves tucked into
full-face helmets, the warmth is nirvana.
Sometimes Florida treats us especially well and you find yourself riding
around in shirt sleeves in February.
Not only is it warm, you get to act like a teenager again, one of legal
drinking age, with no curfew.
It is like Leo's trike asserts, “Recycled teenager.” Leo is my hero. I
have said it in this blog before. The day before our ride he celebrated
his 94th birthday.
Other half of CT crew staging at Dunkin',
from left:
John J., John H. and Johnny B.
He still rides Polar Bear. I believe he earned a
perfect attendance pin last season. Up until a couple years ago, Leo was
still on two wheels. Now he rides a trike, obviously year round,
apparently everywhere, anytime, all the time. You go Leo!
Our Polar Bear route choices are a topic of ongoing discussion.
Apparently the Captain pissed off somebody at New Jersey DOT because
they put a curse on John K.'s EZ Pass. They made him relinquish his
preferred license plate style pass, the only person we know so banished.
Then they registered his bike in two states, that we know of.
So as we
scoot across the New York City parkways toward the George Washington
Bridge most Polar Bear mornings, John K. prefers to jump onto Interstate
87.
Leo 94 years and 1 day. He's my hero!
(Photo by Walter Kern)
However that lands you on a GW Bridge on-ramp that is
something of a motocross course. I really nailed a pothole last Sunday.
Dead center. Saw it coming. Could not avoid it. It was deep. I thought I
saw some dinosaur bones in it, but figured my fellow riders would not
tolerate me stopping for an archeological investigation.
Because the road is so rough, Johnny B. does not like the I-87 option.
He would prefer to parkway all the way. Unfortunately the last toll on
the parkways before the bridge has gates. They pay no mind to John K.'s
EZ Pass. One year the Captain plowed through a gate, anticipating it's
opening when it didn't. In revenge the gates open no more for John K. No
one else has any trouble with them at all.
In Vegas they would call it
a “push.” Nobody's fault. Nobody wins.
John K. arriving, via I-87, in Howell,
NJ.
Our options are limited. I suggested riding on down the
West Side Highway and using the Lincoln Tunnel to cross the Hudson
River. That was roundly ridiculed.
John J. suggested the Cross Bronx Expressway. That is like a miles long
motocross course strewn with hazards and potholes and junk fallen off of
passing trucks lined with a concrete canyon inhabited by gangs of thugs
and criminals and prone to massive traffic jams anytime day or night.
I have a friend, David Vincent. He's from Memphis, Tenn. David has a
gorgeous wife Cindy, a real Southern belle. David and I worked together
as writers at a now defunct agricultural PR and advertising agency in
Stamford. We hired David away from a big New York City PR agency.
John J. suggested the Cross Bronx
Deathway Expressway.
So David tells the story of his first time crossing the
delightful Cross Bronx Expressway. It is summer. It is hot. Poor Dave
nails a pothole and snaps a tie rod. So Dave does what he would have
done in Memphis. He pulls over to the shoulder, puts on the four way
flashers, and he and Cindy start walking the shoulder to a nearby off
ramp. This was before cell phones, so David figured to find a pay phone.
It was a short walk. David is wearing a Hawaiian shirt and jeans. Cindy
is dressed in halter top, short shorts and tall heels. And like this
they walk down the off ramp into the Bronx looking for a phone.
Dave notices the neighborhood is not looking too good. But he's a big
guy and has been in the bad parts of Memphis before. Cindy is getting
very nervous.
CT Bears, freshly arrived and lined up at
The Cabin.
They find a service station with a tow truck. But the guy
at the station tells them he can't go retrieve their car. Ain't got the
permit. Tells Dave he has to call the cops.
So Dave uses the pay phone and gets a police dispatcher on the line. He
gives the address of the service station, describes the location of his
car and then the dispatcher says something David does not expect, “I
want you to walk back to your car.”
In disbelief David replies, “You mean you want me to walk back on the
shoulder of the expressway? Against traffic?”
The dispatcher replies, “You'll be safer.”
Fonz and CT Blogger ready for lunch.
Our ride this Sunday is to The Exchange in Rockaway, N.J.
We can avoid the whole GW Bridge controversy on this one by taking the
Tappan Zee Bridge going and coming. Then it is a short hop out
Interstate 80.
MapQuest says just under 2 hours travel time. So let's set a 9:30 a.m.
Departure time from Stratford, Conn.
Just 95 miles one way, I will come excruciatingly close to missing a
point on this sucker.
Was it last year that this ride was so cold, or the year before? I
remember pulling out every bit of clothing from my saddlebags and then
stuffing polishing rags in my boots that one year. This Sunday's
forecast is for cold, but not punishingly so. Forecast are temperatures
in the high twenties.
Hope to see you soon.
Scroll down for a story & photos from Ralphie.
Bob H. and Sam A. holding court at The
Cabin.
What is
that thing in the center of those motorcycle riders?
Flight B. leader Rich.
CT Blogger lining up a
photo.
Ralphie freezes his wife. See story
below.
Token2 earns
Gold this ride.
Token suiting up for the ride home.
Pogy got the math right
and joined us on this ride.
John K. seems agitated, maybe remembering
FOX news?
This is my pre-ride entry with a couple of pictures:
My wife Dollie read the blog and decided she wanted to see what all
the cold weather riding hype was all about.
She read that Cynthia (Chris' wife) does not do Polar Bear. She only
rides when the temperature is above 80 degrees and then rarely.
Dollie did not want to be looked at as a fair weather rider. She got
dressed with what she thought was appropriate gear and we headed for,
what she called, "A new adventure." When we left the house the
temperature was in the mid-30's and the sun was shining. A GREAT RIDING
DAY!
After about 30 minutes or so, she pulled over as if to adjust
something. When I pulled up next to her, I quickly realized she was
having an issue. Her hands were freezing! After using some of my body
heat...I'll leave that up to the imagination, her hands quickly
defrosted. I then gave her my Gortex gloves and I just sucked it up. We
had a great ride. The only reason we cut it short was that I had to go
to work.
Mrs. Fonz in the wind, the COLD wind!
When I got to work she sent my the
following email:
"It was AWESOME going for a ride this afternoon even
though I froze my ASS off and caught frostbite on my fingers. LOL LOL
LOL. Today, I finally understand your madness to riding in this cold
weather!!! When you first mentioned The Polar Bears I thought you were
INSANE! I thought you were just trying to get out of going to church on
Sundays. But, after today, I realized that YOU are NUTS but I get your
desire to be a POLAR BEAR.
You have my support...I am just a novice rider for now but one day be
certain I will join you for a POLAR BEAR ride when I stop thinking
everyday is a level 5 day "Holy Crap It's Freakin Cold!"
With the support of my loving wife Dollie, of course a little brown
nosing never hurts, I will be joining you on Sunday, then straight to
work again.
Fonz
Polar Cub
Note from Blogger:
Dollie, hang in there, we do sometimes see 60 degree days.
Cold, dang cold, teens to
start, twenties to finish, under clear skies.
Then there were
three.
Story and Photos by Token2, special correspondent.
Only three CT Bears braved the cold to ride this
week, John. J, John K. and your reporter John H. (aka Token 2), but I am
getting ahead of myself.
Pre-ride e-mails
declared Defcon 5 on the Loynd Scale that signals the degree of cold on
Polar Bear rides and the dress code that is required. It was not an
exaggeration. Having the second of two bachelor weekends on my hands I
suited up and headed for the CTPB starting point at the Dunkin Donuts in
Stratford; it was 8.15am and 8°F in Ridgefield on departure; so cold
that the digital thermometer on the ST1300 blinked only dashes, no
numbers, and for the second time in my PB career the condensate on the
inside of the face shield froze. Yes, DefCon 5 was the right call.
John Howard reporting this week.
Being the first bear to arrive at DD at 9am, I headed
inside for a cup of Joe and was joined a few minutes later by John.K. By
9.20am John J. had arrived, came into the store and as John K. and I did
our best to ignore him as we got our Defcon 5 gear back on, so he left
to wait outside. John J., let me be the first to apologize for the
rudeness exhibited by the other guy for failing to properly greet you
when you walked in DD!
So at 9.20am three CT
Bears were waiting for the rest. We knew Russ could not ride due to
family commitments; Bart and his heart had non-riding plans for the day
(get well soon Bart!), but where was Johnny B.; and how about Ralphie
”Da Fonz” Fonseca who had suggested he might ride? We hadn’t even begun
to think Chris, as early as it was and he had called Capt.K. confirming
he was riding.
J dissed by K?
At 9.25am, still only three bears; 9.32am still just the
three Johns but then who should roll up in a CAR but Chris, with all his
riding gear on, Gerbing’s jacket plugged into his vehicles power outlet
no doubt. Evidently, the trusty Springer, though with electrical power
available, had developed an ignition or starter problem so Chris could
not get it fired up. The offer of John K.’s GWing was turned down in
favor of getting his Harley to the shop for repair. Thus it came to be
that only three CT Bears left for The Exchange, Rockaway, NJ a mere 95
miles distant.
As for
Johnny B, two theories are at play, the first one is that he turned his
alarm off, rolled over and went back to work (who views cable TV at
9.30am on a Sunday anyway?) or that he had called ahead to The Exchange,
found out that they only serve RC Cola and scratched the ride in disgust
not wanting to have back to back Coke free Sunday lunches. You decide
Weekly Bob shot.
Da Fonz is another
mystery, though it is most likely that after last week’s blog report of
the ride he and his wife Dollie went on, that Dollie, having documented
frost bite in her fingers on her mid-week winter ride rescinded his
riding permit for fear that other extremities could suffer from the
severe cold.
Even Pogy was absent
from the Darien rest stop. Did he leave to go home as in a previous week
(we were a few minutes late)? Reader’s of the blog demand answers to
these troublesome gaps in our knowledge.
The sky was a pristine, crystal blue for the ride with temperatures
reaching a high of 29°F after the 13°F start from DD. Your author took
the lead, John J. the sweep with the Capt., who should have been
grateful for his good fortune, in the cradle. Let me preface the ride
section of the report by noting that the entire ride was faultlessly
led, yes, it is true there were only two other bikes in the train. Yes,
I know there are only 7 intersections/turns to be navigated in the
entire 95 miles from the DD to The Exchange including the right
turn out of the DD lot and the turn into The Exchange parking lot but
you make your own luck in this game. Sweep also had a perfect day; the
trouble was in the middle.
Rockaway arrivals, not our guys.
Traffic was fairly heavy
on I95 southbound and pothole repair crews were also active slowing the
first few miles of the trip but apart from that modest delay the rest of
the day was fast and we encountered only light traffic. Fast, though
apparently not fast enough for the guy in the cradle who kept riding up
on my right hand shoulder like a mosquito buzzing in my ear (memo to
self – bring DEET or pepper spray on future rides). Only later in the
day did I find out that, allegedly, I had missed a transition from a
55mph to 65mph zone on I287 and the Capt. was frustrated as he was
oscillating between 5th and 6th gear on his Road
King. In my opinion he should never had upgraded his transmission and
then we wouldn’t have had a problem, would we?
Oh, and the last time I
missed a speed transition I got a ticket from a village officer.
K unhappy? Naaaah!
The outbound Tappan Zee
Bridge crossing afforded an excellent view of the ice floes that covered
much of the Hudson River. It is a magnificent river to view at any time
of year, but the clarity of the winter air and the contrast of white
from the ice added uniqueness to the scene.
We arrived at The
Exchange at 11.10am and before I had parked trouble was brewing from the
cradle. Now what?! “Don’t park there we will get blocked in” came the
refrain from the center. Jeez.
John J. reported some
concerns with his fingers as his electric gloves couldn’t keep up with
the cold; however, the same fingers quickly recovered and were up to
dialing home to report his arrival.
Proper parking at The Exchange.
Overall it seemed as though the turnout was fairly light.
Dave and Rich had caged up to the destination as they had a little snow
yesterday where they were, enough to keep them off two wheels. Both did
a pretty good impression of Grumpy, seemingly missing their Sunday two
wheel fix and seeing other PB’s rolling up, all smiles, having ridden.
We were ushered to our usual table at the rear of the restaurant and had
a good lunch. Kristen and her friends, and she has many, served us
during our stay. In all I think we had 5 different members of staff wait
our table, from taking orders, refilling coffee and dropping off the
check. All very efficient and everything arrived as ordered and in a
timely fashion. Just for the record Capt K. did not have chicken as
nothing chicken related on the menu grabbed him but he came as close to
chicken as you can get by having eggs.
Dave and Rich had to drive in, in a car.
Matt found us tucked in
the corner just as we had finished paying the bill and regaled us with
his tale of woe about his Corn Boil. I was about to refer him for
medical treatment of said boil but it turned out that he was denied
rightful points from attending the summer PB corn boil run (or what was
substituted for it), this was of particular concern as Matt was
expecting to collect his 30 point rocker today. Bob appeared and a
conference ensued in which the Capt. also became embroiled. We headed
back to the bikes but by the time we got there John K. had disappeared,
presumably to fight the good fight on behalf of Matt and his points. It
must have been quite a fight as John J. and I kept ourselves amused
while we waited and waited….and waited for the other John to emerge,
which eventually he did. We departed before 12.30pm and made the short
run to the Chez GSP, gassed up and were drinking coffee again just after
1pm courtesy of John J.
J and friendly waitress having an
"Exchange."
John J. announced that
as he is hosting a SuperBowl party it will not permit him the luxury of
riding next week; during the coming week I for one will be checking the
mail for my invitation as surely he just forgot to mention about it.
The remainder of the
ride to I684 (for me) was uneventful and that brings to an end the last
PB ride of January, 2010. See you in February.
Note from Chris, CT Blogger:
John Howard's commentary
is provided unaltered except for a few extra paragraph breaks to allow
for photo sizes.
See below for Sunday,
Feb. 7, departure info.
Usual table.
Phone home.
Matt foto.
This Sunday's ride, Feb. 7, is to the Landslide Saloon,
Pattenburg, NJ. MapQuest says 2 1/2 hours riding time. So that makes for
a 9:00 a.m. departure for the CT Bears. I picked up my bike Friday with
a new battery installed and am ready to go.
Predictions of big snows
are all south of us. Hopefully Jersey will dig out in time for our
arrival Sunday. Maybe we should check our destination conditions before
we leave. Snow here is supposed to end by noon. Let's hope we dodge the
big accumulation.
I will be at the ConnREP Instructor Update in Cromwell all day
Saturday. Whatever we get, I plan to dig out the big Springer for Sunday
and meet you all at the Dunkin' at 9 a.m.
Week 15 Bears, from
left: Pogy, Token2, CT Blogger, Nic, Captain and Grumpy.
15 to start, ‘pert near 30
to finish
We departed the day after a monster snow storm dubbed “snowmageddon” by
President Obama blanketed southern New Jersey, Delaware, Maryland and
Washington D.C. They got New England style weather. Connecticut received
nary a flake.
Not content to read weather maps and radar sweeps I reached down to our
destination with a phone call Saturday night. The girl who answered at
Landslide Saloon might be a good date, if there are any single Polar
Bears reading this blog. According to her they, “got about a foot of
snow.” But she assured me they were still expecting the Bears, the
parking lot was plowed out, local roads cleared and we should have no
trouble riding motorcycles to them from Interstate 78.
I sent out an e-mail to our Connecticut crew sharing my
report from Pattenburg and declaring my intention to ride on the morrow.
Turns out the biggest challenge we had was salt. The Interstates were
clear and dry. The state road from the Interstate to the Landslide was
clear as well with only a few wet spots, those rendered liquid by
copious sodium chloride deposits. Sitting here in my study, I can still
hear my chrome screaming out in the garage.
I am thinking the girl reporting from the Landslide might be a good date
because when we arrived there it looked like they had, at most, four
inches of snow on the ground. Anyone with such an optimistic and
forgiving sense of proportion gives hope to many potential suitors.
How much snow? White coating in the
parking lot is salt.
Since there are only three turns on the route from
Stratford, Conn., to Pattenburg, N.J., I offered to take the lead. I had
trouble with my navigation system still.
First of all it was so dang cold, the grease pencil kept chipping. It
was hard to bear down enough to get a reasonable impression as I wrote
my three turns on the Springer’s rear view mirror. When the pencil did
chip, I had to deal with that paper wrapping, trying to get it started
with a fingernail, shaking in the cold, peeling off too much paper only
to break a chunk off the tip and then fumble with it all again.
Eventually I got the proper coordinates entered. But in my fighting with
the grease pencil, I neglected to write the exit number off of I-78 and
onto N.J. State 173 west. Such a small detail allowed my riding
compatriots a bit of amusement at my expense.
Safely arrived, ahead of schedule,
Grumpy, left, Token2.
I led our group of bikes off of the final interstate
highway at the first exit for Route 173 west. I had remembered, even
without the mirror, that it was a mere 1.6 miles from the exit to the
Landslide Saloon. As the odometer clicked closer to that mark I had a
sense of foreboding. We were running exactly parallel to the interstate.
And as we rode beyond the distance expected, I saw up on my left, up
high on the interstate, a sign declaring yet another exit for Route 173
west.
Okay, so there was a later exit. Can’t wait to hear the teasing I’ll get
on this one. I can practically hear my compatriots cackling inside their
helmets trailing on behind me.
We ride more than another 1.6 miles, still shadowing the interstate. And
there is even another big green sign. There is yet another exit for 173
west. Who knew? Well if I had written the dang exit number on my mirror.
Our bikes in the parking lot along side
cars & trucks.
There’s no time for pity. My attentions are needed to
negotiate a traffic circle which catches the interstate off ramp and
routes it our way. The circle is strongly familiar, whereas the earlier
parts of 173 west already traveled were not.
Sure enough, just up the road apiece, the interstate has fallen away
now, I’m not even clocking the odometer anymore, Landslide Saloon
appears on the left. I see Polar Bear Grand Tour Photographer Walter
Kern standing near the first entrance. We are coming in too hot to make
that one and I lead us in the second entrance to park at the end of a
line of cars and trucks.
As we come clomping into the Landslide,
brother Bears from deeper in New Jersey are full of excitement, stories
of big snow. Flight B Leader Rich shows pictures on his camera.
Indefatigable Bob Hartpence, forced onto four wheels, was holding court
nonetheless.
Our arrival captured by Club Photographer
Walter Kern.
Weekly Bob shot. He made it, but in a
car.
Look how much snow at my house!
Sign in isn’t ready yet. We take a table and settle in to
order lunch. Our attentive waitress asks if we want separate checks and
I assure her we mean to make no trouble and she can put us all on just
one tab. She needs a name for the tab and I whimsically offer, “John.”
How is she to know we are three-fifths John?
Polar Bear Grand Pooh Bah Bob is joking that Jersey has all the snow
this winter. “We’ll have to truck some of it up to Canada so they can
hold the winter Olympics,” he quips.
At that point Pogy, who works at
Sikorsky Aircraft, says that in fact one of his company’s helicopters is
transporting snow to the Vancouver slopes. Canadian TV confirms Pogy’s
report. The Sikorsky S64 Skycrane, the world’s second largest
helicopter, has been carrying snow to the Olympic venue. Not from New
Jersey, but from further up on Cypress Mountain in British Columbia.
They are also using trucks to transport snow, but Pogy’s
bird delivers the freshest snow, topping off the slopes and half pipes
to delight competitors.
Oh, and in case you are getting any ideas for
your own ski festival, CTV reports the big helicopter rents for $10,000
per hour. Actually, that’s probably Canadian dollars, so you could get
it for less here.
As New Jersey is getting pounded, Vancouver has enjoyed the warmest
January in history.
Meanwhile, our food arrives. Our attentive waitress gets our orders onto
the table with a smile and, unbeknownst to us, an acute ear. As she is
placing the plates of food our always cheery eater grumbles something,
he thought to himself only, about expecting at least a pickle to
accompany his sandwich.
Sikorsky S64 Skycrane, outfitted with
snow skids.
Pickle appears without
fanfare.
Grumpy got his pickle.
Well it wasn’t a moment later that our waitress brought
over condiments, extra napkins and such. Then, without a word, as if by
slight-of-hand, a single dill spear appeared on a small plate in front
of Grumpy.
And my Momma always told me you had to ask nicely!
As we finished our meals, it turns out I was right, John got the check,
well at least he tried to.
Feeling magnanimous, John Kammerer offered to buy us all lunch. None
of the other Johns, nor Pogy or I, objected.
Captain dropped his Discover card on the check and excused himself
to, as he always says, “tap a bladder.”
Token2 with "super waitress."
Meanwhile the waitress comes up, picks up the card and the
check, but returns soon after. The Landslide Saloon does not accept
Discover, only Master Card and Visa. Well before the rest of us can
start reaching for cash, Pogy pulls his more acceptable (to the
Landslide anyway) credit card and offers to buy lunch for us all.
Captain returns to his bare Discover Card on the table, the restaurant
check gone, and I tell him the truth, “Your card was refused.” His eyes
narrow, his nostrils flare, but he knows better than to take the bait.
“That card is good,” he says, “very good.”
“Well, they would not take
it,” I retort. “Pogy had to pick up the tab.” John K’s blood is coming
up, but John H lets slip that they don’t take Discover here. “I have
other cards,” K says indignantly. “Yeah but we didn’t want to hafta wait
for you,” I needle.
(That’s especially effective teasing because I, CT Blogger, Chris
Loynd, am the very last Connecticut Polar Bear for anything: last to
finish eating, last out of the bathroom, last to get dressed, last to
square away on the motorcycle, last to show up at Dunkin’ Donuts in the
morning, etc.)
Captain regains his dignity by insisting on buying coffee at Chez GSP on
the way home.
Captain and his unwelcome credit card.
C'mon Chris, put on
your jacket and let's get going!
Out in the Landslide parking lot we take our group photo
and start bundling up for the ride home. Pogy had a handful of
Connecticut Rider Education reflective safety stickers for John H,
requested by Token to adorn his new BMW. Token2 is a graduate
of the program. A former Connecticut Polar Bear Jim Ivanko was his
instructor. Jim was one of the first to join us from Connecticut in
winter riding.
As we are getting ready to go, the Captain needs gas. That’s unusually
poor gas mileage for his Harley. I think it might have had something to
do with the way he was snapping his throttle on and off on the ride
over. I was in the lead and Captain was second bike. I noticed he kept
running up on me and then drifting back. A couple of times he got so
close I was tempted to kick his bike.
Token2 and Pogy. Token must
think he's Churchill or something with that "V" for victory hand
gesture.
Since as leader I was holding a rock-steady speed, one you
could set your cruise control by, I can only figure Captain’s mind was
elsewhere.
We had only five bikes. It should not have been hard to maintain group
riding discipline. I think our turnout was low for fear of snow.
Oh,
and apparently there was some football game later that day. But we made
it home in plenty of time to watch the commercials.
Token2 was sweep and an admirable one. Anytime I was even
thinking of changing lanes he was already there, holding back traffic
creating a clear lane of opportunity for me.
John H. calls home, "Yes we made it just
fine. Well if I wasn't sweeping I don't know if Chris would have gotten
us here safely or not. But I pulled him through."
I was able to complete this week’s blog during a snow day
Wednesday. “Blizzard” conditions are promised. So far it’s been
tolerable. Maybe tomorrow I will wake up to a driveway full.
This Sunday’s ride, through a trick of the calendar, falls on Valentine’s
Day. Better than that, by freak luck of our riding calendar, our
destination is Hooters. My wife Cynthia does not seem to appreciate the
irony. Not only am I going on a Polar Bear motorcycle ride on
Valentine’s Day, I have the gall to ride to Hooters. Hey babe, I love
you the same each and every day of the year! (Note to self: better get
candy AND flowers!)
Hooters is one of our shortest rides of the year.
The Hooters in South Wayne, N.J. traditionally also has the slowest
service of any Polar Bear destination. So last week we got the brilliant
idea that we would arrive early, say 11:00. That way we can eat lunch
and then sign in for our Polar Bear Points when the Club Officials
arrive, and still be back in Connecticut before Monday.
MapQuest says travel time is 1 hour and 39 minutes. So if we leave
Stratford, Conn. at 9:30 a.m., we should be to Hooters by 11:00. Oh, and
the distance is 83 miles, leaving us with an unsatisfying one, yes one,
mileage point. Maybe Grumpy can squeak out the extra twenty miles. Token2
will be lucky to make 100 roundtrip miles. See you Sunday!
9:30 a.m. departure to Hooters next
Sunday,
February 14, Valentines Day.
Captain and Pogy walk
to Chez GSP, most northern, and
for us last, rest stop on the Garden State Parkway.
Captain, left, and Grumpy, right, turned
out to be our most
intrepid Bears, fanatics for points and perfect attendance.
Nic is Johnny B's
grandson and often joins us.
Pogy treated for lunch this week. Thanks
Pog!
John H. and Polar Bear
Chairman Bob.
We made the Grand Tour site with Walter
Kern's photo.
Johnny B. is the CT
Bear's group photographer.
Chris, right, also takes blog photos.
Nic also takes photos
and the rest of these are his impression of Sunday's ride.
Week 16 bears, from
left: Fonz, looking oh so tough; Russ, or his moustache at least; Pogy,
with bigger
mustache; Nic, along again; Token2, sunglasses only; CT Blogger, bright
stripes & short hair;
Grumpy, with big smile; Captain, barley alive on this ride.
Sorry blog fans . . .
This entry, and next weeks', will have to wait. I had to work
Presidents Day and have a flight out Tuesday, snow permitting, to, gosh
darn it, California.
The computer I am taking does not have the software to load this
version of the blog with photos.
Chances are I will write the narrative from last week on the long
flight out tomorrow. (Well it's a long flight by MY standards, a short
hop by Pogy's.)